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MS ANGEL
A N G E L ' S C O R N E R
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Hi, guys here's Ms. Angel again! Everything all right with you? For this time
i have news of newspapers, jokes, things what you like to know, how can you
remember your beautiful dreams, a nice poem too of course for all the people
who like that so much, and for this time i will have a talk with Slimer!
Yeh, now some words about Mister Slimer. The moment he got the questions for
his talk with me he was very afraid! Yeh, he was very nerveous. So the first
thought of him was:revenge! It's very bad of him ofcourse but so next
time you will read a talk with me. You guys are very inquisitive to me i
think. So let's go on and read! Special greetings for Larsie of Sweden of
course. (I don't may forget my little journalist you know)
NEWSPAPER
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Man and woman with both a job is growing in Holland
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In more than 50% in Dutch families there's a second income. People who are
married of people who lives together beneath 65 years comes nowadays even
in two of three times a second income inside. A man or woman who makes
money alone or his family are returning. The tradiotional family with man
is working and woman is housewife is dying. Majority of the Dutch population
consist of people alone who care for them selve and possible children and
people with both a job in one family.
-1/3 of working people in Holland earn each month 4.000 guilders or more
-27% becomes each month between 3.000 and 4.000 guilders
-27% becomes each month bteween 2.000 and 3.000 guilders
Merely one of the ten working people becomes below 2.000 per month.(This
notes are total income and not individual income).
The most low income in Holland are in non-profit sector(healthcare, welfare
work and similar). Almost one of five people who works in this sector
haven't more than 2.000 guilders per month. Land and horticultures and
self- emplyed people don't make a lot money. 1/3 of agrarian have an income
below 2.000 guilders.1/4 of self- employed haven't more than 2.000 guilers.
Best pay job are directors of companies. One of three get more than 6.000
guilders per month. One third yet get between 4.000 and 6.000 guilders.
The idea of high education isn't per defenition a high income. People with
secondary school/or secondary profession school have mostly almost a high
income then people with high education. People of the last group haven't
more than 2.000 per month net. People with university and high profession
school makes a lot of more money. More than 42% of this people have 4.000
guilders per month of more.
CONCLUSION
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Welfare connected not only with work but with familysituation too. Almost
two on three people alone have an income of 3.000 or less, in spite of the
question if he or she works or get an inemployment benefit. People who
are divorced or widow/widower are much more poor than married people or
people who lives together. One parent families with only a mother becomes
in 60% below then 2.000 guilders per month (mostly social security). Most
fathers have a job. So when they are one parent family they have a lot more
money. Half of them get between 2.000 and 4.000 per month.
LOOK INTO THE MIRROR OF YOUR HAIRDRESSER MORE OFTEN..
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A girl of 20 years old in Holland wanted to have a coupe soleil. Her hair-
cap was broken and the backside of her head is burned now (3th greeds).
Doctors of Martini Hospital in Groningen have cut a piece skin of her left
buttock. They have put on that piece of buttock at her head. The section
of the piece was seven centimeter and the girl said: Yes, sit down is
very painly for me this moment..
MAGNETRONS WARM UP FOOD VERY BAD
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Because magnetrons warm up food very bad, people can get very easy a food
poisoning. For killing bacteria must the meal warm up 70%C of more.
Research have showed: even one of sixteen tested magnetrons warmed up
the meal on some places till 95 greeds and on other places till even
30 greeds!
THERE WASN'T NICE THINGS ON TELEVISION..
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People who lives in east of Holland have the name of very sober nation. Very
lonely, not meddlesome and don't like sensation. Sunday evening ten o'clock
the policeradio said there was an UFO landed on industryside in Hardenberg.
Many people went outside for seeiing there the UFO. Later policeman said it
was a test. They wanted to know how many persons eavesdrop the policeradio.
A breakdown lorry was hired for making a show for look like an UFO with
many lights and so on.
The reason of this test were a chimneyfire earlier in evening. The firemen
had many problems with curious people. They had eavesdrop the policeradio
for sensation. So on this cold evening in november with his UFO was a great
succes. The lady in mentionroom said to all scannerlisteners: thank for
the breakdown lorry company and all moonmen!! One of the eavesdroplisteners
got suspicion when policeradio said: there's an UFO landed on industryside.
After some time he heard: people of aviation have seen many things. His
neighbour went for seeiing the UFO yet. His last words: Ach,there wasn't
nice things on TV...
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So this was the newspaper. I hope it was interesting and laugh both for you!
Yeh we dutch men and woman can be sometimes very strange but of course we
know moonmen don't excist but we like sensation a lot! And what about the
girl of 20 years old with a piece of her buttock on her head! Are there
people of you who is a little bit jealous? Then i will tell to you let see
your face to your psychiatrist!!!
Most of you aren't married yet but i will tell to you the ten most reasons
for divorcing so you will now that on time. I hope you will have a good
marriage for later so don't forget the ten reasons for divorcing of ms
Angel. You must be strong and sensible and care for your lover very much!
That was the wise lesson in relationship!! Do with it what you want.
REASONS FOR DIVORCING
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1. new love wifes 43% men 43%
2. differents in interesse 26% 35%
3. carreer and family 33% 21%
4. against will and thank 20% 28%
5. sex 21% 23%
6. friends 13% 22%
7. housekeeping 18% 12%
8. money 15% 10%
9. drank 16% 5%
10. upbringing children 5% 3%
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JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ecto 1: Laugh is healthy!
Vigo : No it makes fat
My cousin smiled on vacation
to a nice Greek
and now she will be
fatter each day!
Bonus: The toilet is full of feather
KGE : Yes, the wc- duck is moulthing.
A javalin- thrower on sportfield says to his colleague: now i
must do very best because otherside looks my mother in law.
Colleague: Do you realy think you can hit her?
Man to the woman: "You wash, you ironed, you cleaned, you dusted,
you cooked, so how can you bore now !!?!
NICE TO KNOW!
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* One of six children are allergic to housemite.
Maybe you don't think so but the sweet teddybear
is a big bring about of the allergic reactions,
because it's full of housemite!
So put the teddybear each three weeks one day in
deepfreezer for killing housemite.
* When you have the hiccup you must put your fingers
in each ear for twenty seconds. That works much better
then a glass of water of hold your breath in. So your
ears are closed, the hiccup will end soon.
* Smoking is very bad for your face.
When you smoke many years your face is
a lot more damaged than 50.000 hours sun!
* In the early morning you must sing high notes
so you are protect for stress the whole day.
In bathroom you can relax most.
DREAMS REMEMBER? SO IT WILL SUCCEED!
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* Put a pencal and paper beside bed.
* Open your selfe for dreaming before you will sleep.
* You must wake up very slowly and try remember your dream.
* Write your reminder on paper, little things too!!
* Write always data on your memo's.
* Write down in which mood you were wake up.
* Try to explain your own dreams thinking on thinks what happened the
last few days. A Dream means something for it NOW.
* Don't lose your courage when it will not succeed for remembering
the dreams the first time.
* When it realy don't succeed there are more important things for you
than your dreams. Your dreams aren't so important!
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POEM
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Happiness,
happiness is like a sunbeam
the smile of life
It talks a marvellous language
Maybe it takes a little time
Just when the light is gone
and rise in darkness
realised the human after long time
How wishless happy he was.........
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So guys that was it for this magazine. Next time a lot more news of me
and an interview with me of course!!! May be a second person too but
I'll see. Greetings to all the members of D.B.A. and my two goldfishes
of course. Their names? Of one person i have got a nice combination
thanks for that idea! Now realy goodbey and see you later......
(Jag hoppas vi ses igen ! )
H MS ANGEL.
E arrivederci
hei sitten
J adjo
adeus
auf wiedersehen
farvel
adios
D au revoir
dag
A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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P.S. Dear Ms. Angel why diden't you asked me your question's personaly or
are you afraid of visiting my house alone ??
Mister Slimer